What Not to Wear on a Friday Night: Pink Short Shorts and Cowboy Boots Edition

Last Friday on the town in Missoula we ran into this fashion faux pas standing against a backdrop of singing Hutterites (i.e. some weird religious sect that occupies this street corner ever Friday night).
Unless you’re going for the rural hooker from a small midwestern town look, pairing unflattering short shorts in barbie pink with a too tight cotton tank top and sparkly cowboy boots is always a shit idea.
Happy Friday Friends!